The Book of Journeys (repost)

Posted in Humour, Travel, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 2, 2009 by morealtitude

Reposting of an old favourite recounting (in a somewhat heretical way) a particularly unpleasant journey from Papua New Guinea to India for a workshop last year.  The original post somehow got corrupted about six months ago and I haven’t gotten around to reposting it until now.

Sorry for the lack of new material- there’s been a lot going on lately so I hope to have some more things to post before too long.

Cheers.

 

THE BOOK OF JOURNEYS

Chapter 11

1And so it came to pass, in the last year of Bush the Inadequate, while the nations of the world gathered together to play silly games, that Tristan son of Clements, who was called Verbose, travelled in the East. 2On the tenth day of the eighth month, Tristan travelled from the port of Moresby, that most wretched of hovels, to the great City of Angels, which is called Krupthep and Bangkok. Although the distance to travel was not great, the journey was an arduous one, for the travel agent had booked Tristan through the cities of Brisbane and Sydney first, for she was an inept sow. 3And so it was that although Tristan left the Port of Moresby early in the morning, by nightfall the GPS screen on his in-seat flight entertainment system showed that he had only just returned to the same latitude as Moresby. He was watching the GPS screen because the rest of the flight entertainment system had stopped working, and long and arduous indeed was the journey. 4And Tristan cursed his travel agent. But he also rejoiced, for although it was a codeshare flight, he was travelling in a BA jet and not a Qantas one, and thus had no fear that bits would drop off the plane in mid-air.

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In Principle

Posted in Emergency, Humour with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 6, 2009 by morealtitude

The Theory

1. Analyse the needs of people affected by disaster

2. Write program designs to guide activities and get funding

3. Carry out relief response activities

 

The Field Reality

1. Carry out disaster relief response activities

2. Write program designs to guide activities and get funding

3. Analyse the needs of people affected

*sigh*

A Near Miss?

Posted in Emergency, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 3, 2009 by morealtitude

It’s still raining in Manila.  It’s been raining consistently and lightly for the last eighteen hours, but nothing to get excited about.  I imagine the water-levels in some of the flooded areas are going up again, but people are prepared for worse so they should be okay.

As of a couple of hours ago, Typhoon Parma made landfall up north, but if the forecasts and satellite images are to be believed, it’s substantially weakened and really just skipping off the very corner of Luzon, about 400km north of here.  It’s now listed as a Category II storm and we’re all still waiting to see what happens, but feeling a lot more hopeful today than we did last night.  With luck we’ve dodged this bullet and the system will skip back out into the Pacific and dissapate.  Thoughts remain with those up in Aurora district right now, where they’ll be feeling the impact of the winds and rain, but we probably won’t hear much news before tomorrow.  Meanwhile, the teams have resumed relief operations here in Manila, still trying to respond to the half-million people who’ve been displaced from their homes from all the flooding last week.  Business as usual, as they say.

Waiting for Parma

Posted in Emergency, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 2, 2009 by morealtitude

It’s raining in Manila. It’s a warm, drippy sort of shower that falls straight from a grey sky onto the tarmac with a gentle pattering sound that is all but swallowed by the rumble of traffic, the honking of horns and the incessant blowing of whistles by traffic police and parking attendants as they attempt to control the morass of vehicles choking in the damp avenues. Palm fronds hang limp in the still tropical air, weighed down by the smell of exhaust fumes, warm asphalt and wafts from open sewers. Or perhaps it’s the tension.

Five days after Manila suffered its worst flooding in three decades, the city is holding its breath again. Typhoon Parma, hot on the heels of its predecessor Ketsana, rolls ashore tonight. We’re not sure where it’s going, only that it’s on its way. A Category 4 ‘Super-Typhoon’, the prognosis isn’t great. It’s still intensifying, and will continue to do so until it makes landfall somewhere along the north-eastern coast of the Philippines, most likely somewhere north of the capital. It’s expected to pack wind-gusts in excess of 230kph (140mph). It’s also due to slow right down. Which is bad news. When a storm slows down, it has longer to dump the rain held in the saturated air caught up in the vortex of its system. Ketsana dumped more than 40cm (16 inches) in 9 hours- a month’s rainfall in one go, and Parma is set to deposit anywhere upwards of 25cm (8 inches). The mountainous terrain of northern Luzon is already saturated and can’t hold much water, and the steep mountain slopes are primed to slide. Large landslides are a perpetual hazard to the archipelago.

The parking lot in the office compound here has been the site of frenetic activity all day today, as dozens of young volunteers continue to prepare food packs and emergency kits for families already displaced by Typhoon Ketsana. It’s Friday night here, but none of us are expecting a quiet weekend. It is still possible that the storm will swing north and only strike Luzon a glancing blow, and for the sake of the people here we pray it will go that way. But already the storm has tracked further south than predicted, and there are reports that some of the outlying islands are already being battered by the storm. It’s due to hit around midnight tonight, in about eight hours, and then stick around for a further 24. If the highways and phone lines are cut, it may take days before we know exactly what happens. All we can do for now is place our teams on standby, and hope for the best.

Nigerien Nostalgia- The Rains Arrived Last Night

Posted in Travel, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 2, 2009 by morealtitude

The final travel piece I wrote while living and working in Niger in 2005-6. A couple of weeks later, I left the country and travelled overland through West Africa for a month by myself. If you’ve enjoyed reading these pieces, I hope to write up my travel journal from my time on the road in West Africa- if nothing else it was quite the experience- and hope to have some of it posted here. When I can find the time…

The Rains Arrived Last Night

The rains arrived last night. We’ve been waiting for weeks now, since early May, since the heat. The heat and the dust. You never really get away from it, though you can step into your air-conditioning, jump in the pool on a Sunday afternoon. Every time you step outside, the sun pounds your shoulders, takes your breath away. The dust gets everywhere, until you don’t really notice it, except when something ordinary and everyday takes on a fine orange hue, and you see the smudge-marks where your fingers disturb a fine layer of sand on your toilet seat, on the door-handle, on the screen of your computer.

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Cyclone Ketsana

Posted in Emergency, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2009 by morealtitude

I realise that my blog has been a bit one-dimensional these past few weeks, a reflection in part of a slow couple of months in the office without much to talk about, and different priorities during my free time that have meant I haven’t spent as much time maintaining the site as I sometimes do. All part of the journey.

I found out yesterday afternoon that tomorrow morning I’ll be deploying to Manila to help with our office’s response to the flooding caused by Cyclone Ketsana that hit over the weekend. I’ll be out there for an initial couple of weeks, and see what happens from there.

As always with our line of work, when it rains, it pours. As well as trouncing Manila, Ketsana went on and as of last night had hit the Vietnamese coastline as a Category I typhoon. We’re still waiting to see the extent of the damage, and have teams on standby to help there as well. Three more tropical storm systems, two already named, are still queued up in the northern Pacific and tracking towards the east Asian coastline. Additionally, last night a shallow magnitude 8.0 earthquake struck Samoa, resulting in a small (5-foot) tsunami that has swamped villages and so far claimed at least 14 lives. And in Guinea, heavy-handed forces allied to a military government that seized power in a coup last year have been violently quelling protests with live rounds, resulting in over 150 deaths and 1,200 injuries. Guinea is in a state of growing instability and observers will be watching closely to see what unfolds over the coming weeks.

All this, of course, in addition to the usual humanitarian fare of forgotten crises that plod on with minimal support or international concern: ongoing warfare in southern Somalia, massive displacement in the Democratic Republic of Congo and Darfur, continued rebuilding amidst the instability of north-west Pakistan, the detention of 250,000 civilians in camps in northern Sri Lanka, simmering tribal warfare in Southern Sudan, not to mention northern Uganda, Afghanistan, the Central African Republic, and the three thousand people who will die from HIV/AIDS today. To name a few.

I’ll try and keep you updated with thoughts, experiences and images while I’m on the road. Hopefully I won’t face quite so many restrictions this time around.

Nigerien Nostalgia- A City of Sand and Sun

Posted in Travel, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 25, 2009 by morealtitude

The fifth article in a series of travel/diary pieces I wrote while living and working in Niger, in West Africa.

A City of Sand and Sun

I am still living in a team-house in Niamey, a pleasant if overpriced affair which comes complete with colleagues (the most permanent of whom being Program Officer Anne-Marie and her fiance Ryan, who doesn’t actually live with us but might as well), a cook called Ibrahim (who we love dearly and who is very good), Boubakar our night guard, and a television set which shows CNN International and nothing else. The house is a five-minute drive from the office, which helps breed healthy working habits such as returning to the office after dinner and working until midnight.

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Hut Life

Posted in Adventure, Photography, Travel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 23, 2009 by morealtitude

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We spent the first three days of our snowkiting tour in a small hut atop a rounded mountain ridge somewhere in the Crown Ranges vicinity, not far from Snow Farm. I like mountain huts. I like that they give instant access to views and terrain to play on. I like that they are remote and cut off from the complexities of life. I like that you get exposed to all sorts of wild weather conditions that you don’t find down in the valleys. And I like that they cut through all the crap and return you back to what’s important about living: Survival.

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To say we stayed in a hut isn’t quite true. We actually stayed in two huts. One was a corrugated tin cylinder, like a can turned on its side, which had beds down either wall, gas-rings and basin at one end, a cast-iron wood stove at the other, and webbing hanging from the ceiling to dry gear in. It was warm, cozy and pretty comfortable. The other was a glorified aluminium shed with three bunks, no heater, and no facilities. There was already a group in the first hut, so we got the second. When we moved in, the door hadn’t been closed properly, and wind-blown snow had caked one interior wall of the place and had to be swept off the floor. When we got up the next morning after spending a night in the place, the snow was still caked over the wall.

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Hut life revolves around staying warm, dry, fed and watered. Basic tenets of survival. When we’re working in refugee camps we’re looking at pretty much the same stuff. Shelter, water, food. The huts themselves should provide the shelter. There’s nothing quite like being esconced in your sleeping-bag, listening to a raging windstorm rock the mountain outside. I love it.

Warmth is a bilateral job. If there’s a fire in the hut, then a steady provision of wood (or sometimes, gas cylinders) will do the trick. It’s also up to you to bring the right gear. A good warm sleeping bag. A down jacket. Some good layers. Some hut booties. It’s also a good idea to keep at least one set of clothing dry and for hut use, because there are few things more demoralizing than sitting in a mountain hut, wet and cold and unable to warm up.

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Food you pack up with you. You can go from the very basic (dehydrated rations and muesli bars) right through to the gourmet (I once saw a group in a hut preparing sushi rolls), and it depends on what facilities are available and how hard you want to work for it. Water is a more basic mechanism, but luckily in the mountains in winter there’s usually lots of it around. You just have to melt it first. So we keep pots atop the stove, slowly cooking away, and every half hour head out and top them back up with snow we shovel from designated ‘clean’ spots outside.

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The other necessity is the toilet, of course. This tends to be the least appealing part of any outdoors trip, never a truer statement than in the mountains in winter. In this case, the toilet was in a standalone stall sheltered behind the huts, caked in snow and ice on the inside, which presented some comfort challenges. Not the worst I have had to use. That award goes to the dunny in the Arrowsmith Ranges behind Christchurch. As well as being a hundred yards away from the hut on its own- unsheltered and a miserable trudge through deep snow in a nighttime blizzard- there was a gap underneath the door through which wind whistled, depositing granular snow into your lap as you were taking care of business. A thoroughly unpleasant experience.

 

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In a perfect world, hut life takes place at the beginning and end of a day. You spend most of the day playing in the mountains, only to return in the evening. Of course, as any mountain traveller knows, the mountains are rarely perfect, and any trip involves down-time when the outdoors simply isn’t a welcoming place. During the trip to the Arrowsmiths, for example, we spent the better part of five days sitting in our cramped mountainside shed, listening to the wind howl as snow flew horizontally past the window, and making the terrain far too dangerous and avalanche-prone for travel. On this trip we were far luckier, and while we had a few hours each day in the hut waiting for the wind to pick up or visibility to rise, we managed to find several hours a day when the wind was just right to get out and do some kiting.

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Not that we didn’t get our fair share of feral weather. Most of it came through in the evenings, when howling gale-force winds whipped over the top of our rise, obscuring the ground with blowing snow and ice grains like a sand-blaster. Blizzard-like snow-storms kept us hutbound one morning while wet snow plastered the side of the buildings and we braced ourselves each time we had to step outside to top up the water pots or use the toilet. Eerily serene whiteouts wrapped around the mountains like thick scarves, dulling sound and making faint light scatter until all the texture in the snow vanished, making safe navigation impossible. During those times, we lounged around on bunks, lost in our own thoughts, listening to music, reading books, or making idle chatter, while checking on the weather every few minutes to see if it was changing. It sounds boring, but actually it’s a very simple way to exist, and if you’re prepared for it, it’s really very relaxing.

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The weather signalled when it was time to leave, as well. Shifting wind patterns suggested we might be better off on another mountain range, so we prepared to head out on the fourth day. There was no kiting to be had, as the day started with a flat calm and soft, textureless light after a night of snow. The guide and I decided to skin out along a cross-country ski trail while the rest of the group waited to see if the wind would pick up. For the first hour or so we crossed the undulating landscape, trying not to lose the path where the wind and snow had covered old tracks. It’s good honest work that breaks a sweat, and I was down to rolled-up sleeves and bare arms, when we paused for a break and a few small flakes of snow started to drift from the sky. The wind gusted, a chill settled, and all of a sudden, the weather had changed. Within three or four minutes we were bracing ourselves against driving snow and powerful blasting wind. It wasn’t a big problem- we rugged up and slogged on- but it was a reminder of just how fierce the mountains can be- even in relatively safe, low terrain. I love it. Wouldn’t hang out anywhere else. :)

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Nigerien Nostalgia- Road Rules

Posted in Travel, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 18, 2009 by morealtitude

The fourth entry in a series of messages I wrote while living and working in West Africa’s Niger in 2005/6.

Road Rules

Back in Niamey, and life has plateaued in something resembling normality. Six weeks ago, the Nigerien bureaucracy finally relented and gave me a provisional driver’s license (a month after submitting my original and at the start of a two-month wait for a proper license).

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A Reefside Requiem

Posted in Emergency, Faith, Friends, Social Commentary, Writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 16, 2009 by morealtitude

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I wrote the following post while living in Melanesia last year, after hearing of the death of a friend and colleague overseas.

A Reefside Requiem

A friend died the other week. Like most of my friends these days she lived on the other side of the world, so I would be hard-placed to call her a close friend. She was the sort of friend that another friend might say, “I was just in Dubai last week and I ran into so-and-so, and they said to say hi.” My default response to this is usually to think, “Bugger, I really need to send them an email.” She was the sort of friend who used to receive essays like this when I sent them out on my mailing list for people interested in my travels to read. I probably have a hundred or so friends like that. I imagine she did too.

Carol passed away in the back of an ambulance on the way to hospital. She had recently returned from a long flight, and it’s thought she had a blood-clot that worked its way loose. As with the death of any young person, it was a little shocking, and very sad. Carol was on the sunny side of thirty-five. It was frustrating to think that as an aid worker, she had toiled in refugee camps in the war-torn Balkans and eastern Chad, with displaced people following the Bam earthquake in Iran, in relief camps in Asia after the Boxing Day Tsunami, and countless other places I couldn’t begin to list off, yet it was a blood clot a few millimetres thick in southern England, just minutes from high-quality surgical support, that finally took her life.

When Mike and I got the news, we took ourselves away from the office for an hour or so and found a quiet bench above the reef at the top end of town beneath the palm-trees, overlooking the Coral Sea. It was sunny and bright. The sky was blue with wispy white clouds. We could see across the bay to the jagged outline of the Finisterre Ranges plunging into the sea opposite. The water sparkled as it drifted with the currents. The palm fronds cast dark shadows that moved backwards and forwards with the breeze. I sat with my legs dangling and swung them slowly back and forth. Mike sat with his soles flat against the dusty ground. Mike has longer legs than I do.

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